AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How is it possible to hate potatoes

Hey
hey
did you know
you can make fries out of potatoes?!?

The Freedom kind, presumably

I like my fries the way I like my proletariats.
With a lot of canned jokes.

It's nice and all you people dedicate a thread to me, but really, I don't deserve it.

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew.

Mashed potatoes are my favourite, especially the mash that my mum makes. I always look forwards to it when I go back home. She also makes the most amazing roast potatoes cooked in goose fat that are all nice and crispy on the outside and then soft and fluffy on the inside, but we only ever have those on special occasions, like Christmas. Makes them all the better, though.

i do

potatoes are best scalloped

You are my official enemy
Kira is running up to be second

Ontopic:

h8rs r my motiv8rs

potatoes pls go, we're talkin' potatoes

get some of those yukon golds, chop them into bite-sizes pieces and boil them briefly until slightly tender
fry them in a bit of oil till they brown, mix in an appropriate amount of curry powder, grated garlic and ginger, and chopped parsley

you got: potatoes

That's not half, that's like a quarter.

appreciate what you are given

It doubled in size in the next panel though, so he can't complain.