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Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:02 pm

Sloth wrote:

That's alright. I'll be the big baddies likeable henchman the audience ends up liking more then the heroes.
Actually no I'm an Enutrof, they're greedy bastards.

I attempt to use Killer Spade on the Spooky Skeleton

9/20

You miss and hit the ground instead, digging a grave the perfect size for you and the RAGING FRENCHMAN to lie in.

Together

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I charge my attack, and dance Samba to dodge my opponents' attacks.

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

>Order skeleton to dance with the Frenchman.

15/20

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:13 pm

I run outside the bar and burn the raging frenchman's house down. 17/20.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:24 pm

electronic goat wrote:

>Order skeleton to dance with the Frenchman.

15/20

The two put on quite a show and mesmerize everyone.

Kamak wrote:

I run outside the bar and burn the raging frenchman's house down. 17/20.

You run all the fucking way to France and take a gasoline bomb to the RAGING FRENCHMAN's house. You then light it on fire and just stand there and watch it burn.

Sloth · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:25 pm

I attempt to summon a Drheller
10/20

I also attempt to bonk the nearest enemy on the head
13/20

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:26 pm

Examine surroundings for equipment.

17/20

Sloth · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:26 pm

Steal surrounding equipment.

16/20

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I begin to channel the Spell of the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny.

18

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:35 pm

Sloth wrote:

I attempt to summon a Drheller
10/20

I also attempt to bonk the nearest enemy on the head
13/20

You summon half a Drheller. The useless half.

You also just barely miss the nearest enemy's head.

Need Runes4 wrote:

Examine surroundings for equipment.

17/20

You find a box of sticky bombs. But then Fox McCloud takes them away.
Upon further searching you find a magic baseball bat.

Sloth wrote:

Steal surrounding equipment.

16/20

You can't take two actions in one turn stop being bad.

Madican wrote:

I begin to channel the Spell of the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny.

18

You attempt to channel it but because no such spell exists you fail. However, your efforts produce a fireball that hits the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx__] 18160/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 200/200

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I kill Kamak for burning my house.
Mod/20.

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

Backstab Sloth with that dagger I just got.

9/20

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:39 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

I kill Kamak for burning my house.
Mod/20.

Your heat-seeking French-Bread Missiles slam into Kamak with penetrating force. Kamak is dead, and in France. Beyond any hope of resurrection.

electronic goat wrote:

Backstab Sloth with that dagger I just got.

9/20

Your backstab attempt is weak and puny. Stop being physical and cast spells you fool.

Sloth · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:40 pm

I attempt Shady Shovel on Electronic Goat to steal his MP
11

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:41 pm

Sloth wrote:

I attempt Shady Shovel on Electronic Goat to steal his MP
11

Your attack hits and you drain half of Electronic Goat's MP.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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