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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:44 pm 
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Perform Home run taunt on RAGING FRENCHMAN
19/20

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:46 pm 
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Nooooo

>Raise a U.S. President from the grave to fight for me.
fucking natural 20/20, shit

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:47 pm 
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>Clean. This fight has left the place dreadfully messy.

8/20.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:49 pm 
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Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop The Terminator
Captain Kirk Darth Vader
Lo-Pan Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Phil S. Kresten and Theodore Logan
Spock The Rock Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Sol Reaper and his ignorant booty

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 pm 
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Need Runes4 wrote:
Perform Home run taunt
19/20

You smack Sloth as hard as you can with your baseball bat. It's outta there!

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Nooooo

>Raise a U.S. President from the grave to fight for me.
fucking natural 20/20, shit

You raise THEODORE FUCKING ROOSEVELT and the ENTIRETY OF THE ROUGH RIDERS. They start beating down on the RAGING FRENCHMAN with MANLY FUCKING FURY.

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>Clean. This fight has left the place dreadfully messy.

8/20.
You can't get any cleaning done with this racket.

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Being a smart booty

I know the song, it's the Ultimate SHOWDOWN of Ultimate Destiny, not Battle like you said. You lose a turn.

RAGING FRENCHMAN is currently being attacked by the Rough Riders.

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx____] 16920/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 200/200

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:53 pm 
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I go pour myself a Shirley Temple while the chaos is going on. I use my hidden stash of Coke syrup to give it a spritz.

Mmm, cherry.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:54 pm 
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Madican wrote:
I go pour myself a Shirley Temple while the chaos is going on. I use my hidden stash of Coke syrup to give it a spritz.

Mmm, cherry.

You kick back and watch the carnage, sipping off your drink with a smirk. Dance, puppets.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:57 pm 
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Summon up the power of the god hand!
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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:58 pm 
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Summon up the power of the god hand!
5/20

God hand laughs at your futile attempt.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:08 pm 
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I give no fucks about Rough Riders and keep charging my attack.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
I give no fucks about Rough Riders and keep charging my attack.

Zero fucks were given, but the Rough Riders are still attacking you.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN is being attacked by the Rough Riders.

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_____] 15820/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 200/200

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:25 pm 
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I roll an 18 for a death throw and a 19 for a saving throw to get out of France.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:33 pm 
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Kamak wrote:
I roll an 18 for a death throw and a 19 for a saving throw to get out of France.

Both rolls were successful. You are now back in the Pub

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 Post subject: Too good at random number generation
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:33 pm 
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>Keep summoning more great American heroes to beat down the Frenchman.

18/20

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:47 pm 
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I console Flicky

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