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th3badg3r
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:47 pm 
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As your palm slams into the remote button (thanks to Airigh), you enter a realm that is a infinite piece of paper and you have a pencil. You can draw anything. However, Beuford came with you and has a pencil as well.

He's drawing Nazis.

Crap.

Items: Guns (2), Floss.

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duhrdotcom
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Draw God.
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Draw God.

With a carrot and carrot juice.

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th3badg3r
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While attempting to draw God with a huge bowl of carrot juice, you forget that you have no idea what God really looks like and end up with an old guy drinking obscene amounts of carrot juice.

Beuford is exposing his Nazis to radioactivity to make them blood-hungry toxic-mutant Nazis.

"FOR THE LOVE OF OLD GUY I JUST MADE!"

Still have: Double guns, floss.

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Draw the ghost of Billy Mays to spray them will Oxyclean while shouting his voice box out, causing the zombie-like-nazi's eardrums to pop

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Draw Laser Jesus and Philosoraptor. Then, floss your teeth to show how awesome you are.

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Shoot the infinite piece of paper to see what happens.
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Say "Fuck it" and stab everyone in a one hundred yard radius with wrist blades.

OR.

If all else fails, add more nuke.

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Say "Fuck it" and stab everyone in a one hundred yard radius with wrist blades.

OR.

If all else fails, add more nuke.

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Or more guns.

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Or more gun.

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More dakka!

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Ressurect Billy Mays.

And get a sidekick.

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As you attempt to summon Billy Mays, the plot suddenly get way more interesting!

You find ye self in yon Jurassic period. You hearst not-so-yon-off mightie roar. What wouldst thou do?

INV: Yes, guns X2, minty fresh flossen.

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