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Dragoon
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:58 pm 
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Waiter, I would like an invisible drink.

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Exeres
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:59 pm 
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The waiter gives you an empty glass. You are somewhat miffed.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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YCobb
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:06 pm 
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what is the deal here
with these colors

do they mean anything or

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Syobon
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:07 pm 
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I hope this place at least has a good beer cause I could use one right now.
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Exeres
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What are you talking about YCobb.

It's always been this way.

Always.

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:17 pm 
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Syobon wrote:
I hope this place at least has a good beer cause I could use one right now.

You receive a beer of your choosing for free. You offer to pay but the bartender shakes his head, big bushy mustache shaking a bit with the force of his movement. "Nah, partner. This storm's been takin' its toll on all'a us." he says with a sage nod.

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iamthelordhitman
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fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
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I just know that bartender stuck his dick in the beer when no one was looking.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:19 pm 
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Just how I like it.

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creakyAccordion
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:19 pm 
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>Begin sobbing loudly, shake the person next to you and scream "WHY ME"

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Syobon
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:22 pm 
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iamthelordhitman wrote:
fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

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Sol Reaper
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I just know that bartender stuck his dick in the beer when no one was looking.

The bartender denies it and is obviously miffed that you would even suggest such a thing.

He then zips his pants when he thinks nobody's looking.

iamthelordhitman wrote:
fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

You receive a Tokyo Ice T, complete with rapper bling.

creakyAccordion wrote:
>Begin sobbing loudly, shake the person next to you and scream "WHY ME"

You start bawling your eyes out; the force of your tears putting out several fires in California. You turn to shake the person next to you but end up blasting them away with your eyeball jets. "WHY MEEE" you scream at the top of your lungs, and continue to sob heavily.

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Tetrunes
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>attempt to comfort person shaking me violently. And attempt to clean floor

Comfort roll: 17/20
Clean roll: 3/20

Oh no

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creakyAccordion
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WHY ARE YOU PEEING ALL OVER ME YOU ASSHOLE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FORUM COLORS LEFT ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD

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