AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well, this is... less than ideal. Whelp.

Guess this is as good a time as any.

I'm the prosecutor, and I am, quite frankly, terrible at my job.

I'm going off of hunches and possibilities and hypotheticals, and I've had the WORST luck. I finally caught a break last night with that thief, but judging from the suspicion I've garnered, it seems too little too late. Of course, the first response is going to be, "Oh, he's just claiming Prosecutor to save himself," and I totally understand that. If you feel that you must lynch me, then I suppose I cannot stop you. I'm already pretty much one step from the grave.

Just something to point out though, we make one slip, here, and lynch the wrong guy? We're done. Game over. Mafia wins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP9PoBlFDp4

It seems like he was trying to divert me from getting evidence about him and how Turbo is innocent just now to me, too! When he said:

It almost worked.. ;-;


Ahh, right before I'm about to post you say something like that.. Okay, we should wait until the real prosecutor says something? Who's alive and hasn't posted yet?

Okay, looked through topic for Turbo.

-Turbo made a post to say they were surprised that they weren't killed first night. Not sure if this is really scummy, but it seemed strange and noteworthy.
-D-vid led both of the "random.org" lynchings and turbo bandwagoned on both of them.
-Turbo voted for Noff and pointed out how close the mafia were to winning. This led Sol to out himself as the investigative photographer. Turbo could have been acting on behalf of the town, or they could have been trying to get a power role to out themselves, only it backfired when Sol had a fuckhuge list of evidence against mafia.
-Turbo got behind getting rid of D-vid, which would be pretty obvious for any mafia member.
-Hesitated to vote for Runes, but didn't outright declare he was innocent.

I'll dive for Bacon right now.

And Darkin is prosecutor? Well shit. Of course, I can't take that completely seriously, but... :/

What were your night actions thus far, Darkin, if you're the prosecutor?

And, yeah, I thought about how weird it is that Bacon's been super quiet.

I just though of something. Remember waaaay back in one of the first games where the thief said he didn't have his gun anymore or whatever? He fooled us through sleight of tongue (keys?) Who's to say Darkin isn't doing this too? He claimed Prosecutor. Corrupt Prosecutor is still alive, if I remember correctly.

i just haven't had a whole bunch to say. i'm not super smart about figuring out who's who, i just generally go with who presents the best case or i bandwagon.

i'm not very good at this game.

That's basically how I play too, but over the games I've gotten better at the psychological aspect of Marfia

Beware, this might be considered meta. We don't want you getting killed over this.

Anyways, report on Bacon:

-said nothing first day (I think a good number of people didn't, that day went fast)
-Voted for Nef second day
-Voted against Noff (at this point, the obvious answer)
-changed vote to sax after Sol's report, even though Mafia would be better off with the day ending ASAP with Noff's death
-Voted for D-vid (who didn't?)
-Went with lynching Rune

Make of this what you will.

I'm the same way, bacon, but I kinda learned from experience on what to do.


Also, just to clear things up, I got the final vote on Nefarious because I didn't want to vote him at all. I really didn't like that everyone was voting him just to end the day. Plus, I saw how Noff had diverted attention away from himself and towards Zorinth, Nefarious, and Sol. In the end, I voted for Nefarious because I didn't want to keep annoying people with a very long day, and because they were annoyed I didn't think that my evidence would've been very convincing..

Looking back on everything, It's between Darkin and Turbo for who is the most suspicious. They both did similar things.

If we lynch Darkin and he's telling the truth, then we've killed the prosecutor and handed the game to the Mafia.

If we lynch Darkin and he's mafia, then someone else has to be prosecutor (but so far no one has counter-claimed).

If we lynch Turbo and he's mafia, then we can trust that Darkin is the prosecutor and is probably going to die tonight.

If we lynch Turbo and he's innocent, we are very likely to lose.

I say we wait until Turbo and Darkin explain themselves, but right now, Turbo is looking like the better option, since if he's innocent, he may not be a power role, which means we'd still have the prosecutor to HOPEFULLY kill one of the mafia (We could go after Darkin if Turbo's innocent, since he'd be pretty much confirmed to be scum).

Shit, I go to take a nap and you all vote to kill me off.
And someone else claims my role, which is Prosecutor.

Notice how I pretty much never shut up about the Prosecutor, I was trying to subtly indicate that I was him via mentioning it over and over.

I joined those bandwagons because there was no other thing to do, really. We could either sit around and talk and wait for evidence that wouldn't come up, or we could do a random lynch and have our night actions lead us to people.
The bandwagon I didn't join without thought was Nefarious's. His death led us to other people's deaths through who started the lynch vote and who defended him. (Also Noff outed himself the next day)

Nights 1 and 2 I voted not to use my Prosecution power because I didn't know who was who and having 2 unnecessary deaths was bad.
Night three I tried bacon, but was Tiger'd.
Night 4 I got Sax.
Night five was Grye.
Night six I don't have a PM for. I voted on Steam not to do anything.
Night 7 was Grye again.

Well shit. That means the two most likely suspects are both claiming the same role, one that we need alive to survive.

What should we do? Take a risk by choosing one of them, or do we go after someone else entirely?

Also, I'm going to have to lynch Darkin
Because obviously if we're both claiming prosecutor, then we're going to vote for each other.

Prosecutor has a chance to kill someone right? Otherwise it wouldn't make sense to kill the same person twice.

Anyway, I'm staying with Lunch Darkin