AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You will never live it down.

Nice title bro

It is my greatest shame.




my title is a constant reminder of my naivety

BurntToShreds Interviews:


Malum

Now, right off the bat, are you male or female?

I am a dude.

Cool. Your avatar is really awesome. Where did it come from?

The wonders of Skaianet!

Nice. Now, your username. Do you mean Malum as in "Apple" or Malum as in "Bad"?

Malum as in "Lol I took a bionicle's name and used it as my username"
And then it stuck.
I use it for everything now.

I honestly don't remember a Bionicle by that name. But anyways, there are rumors going around that you enjoy playing RuneScape. I'd like to ask... why?

I have invested wasted too much time in it to quit now, dammit. Plus I love the quest storylines.

Yeah, I loved that the quests weren't just "Bring me 15 unicorn arses", they required a good bit of puzzle solving. Now, what genre of music is your favorite, and could you maybe recommend a few bands for us?

My favourite genre of music would probably be Metal or Techno. I recommend Disturbed and Skrillex. (and Daft Punk but everybody already listens to them.)

I think that everybody should at least listen to Daft Punk's Discovery album at least once. So let's wrap this up. As you know, the Internet is a place of rampant egotism. One of the centers of this egotism is DeviantART. Do you think the Internet would be a better place without it?

Leave DA alone. It can be good for laughs, get rid of Gaia.

Oh God, I completely forgot about that wretched hive.

Up next: Nefarious Bear.

I'm guessing you're gonna wait until tomorrow to interview me?

Wait, you're asking questions one at a time now?

Yes, it gives better variety than copy-pasting. And I'm doing the interview with Bear as we speak.

Well I feel gypped now.

Not enough to do anything about it, of course.

Oh man. haha. Maybe I'll get squeezed in tonight! :D

No, sorry guys. I woke up at like 3 AM today, and I need to get some sleep soon.

Burnt. whyyyyyyy. Wake up later dammit.

BurntToShreds Interviews:


Nefarious Bear

Now, right off the bat, are you male or female?

Why don't you ask my penis?

Uhh, no thanks... Anyways, are you really nefarious and/or a bear? Do you have a secret volcano fortress in Yellowstone park?

In reality, I am neither, but i do have a secret volcano fortress.

Interesting. Do you wear gentlemanly attire, though? You have to be stinking rich and fancy to own a secret volcano fortress.

Of course! A gentleman is not a gentleman without a proper suit. A proper gentleman also needs hats. Lots and lots of hats.

Indeed, quite and such. So, some buzz has come up recently (as in the past 20 minutes) and apparently you're actually Cosmic Luigi? Could you please explain for us?

Well when I first joined this forum, I thought it was a "cool" and "unique" name. But as time went on, The named seemed sillier and sillier, so recently (thanks Le Great Handsome Oppressor!), I got it changed to the name you see now.

That's really swell of him. Do you think that Google-bot is a benevolent user, or do you think he has much more sinister intentions?

I think google-bot is slowly and quietly building up a SCP army, which will make the forum overflow with handbag sales and porn.

Oh God! D: Let's wrap this up. The Internet is full of rampant egotism. What website do you thinks provides the most proof of this?

A tie between 4chan and AZ, both being equally egotistical.

OH SNAP Y'ALL

The most boring interview.

I think it was beary interesting.

like you could do better exeres.