AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hello, ladies

aww Fauche you're handsome!

Why can't my beard so full and good looking.

You need more whiskey of course

I didn't drink my daily whiskey, and my beard suffered for it.

I think I'm actually developing the ability to grow facial hair after 6 years that I've been told I should be able to.

*remember I'm in the military*

......fuck everything!

My beard suddenly went from "tightly coiled jew pubes everywhere" to fluff.

Can't wait to shave this fucker.

Depending on which country you're in, you could grow a pretty rad handlebar 'stache. Some classy military shit right there

So far it's just beardy shit, which doesn't really fly. It was pretty awesome during training because when everyone was shaving in the morning, I just went in, rustled, and left.

oje more daaaay

then you can all shave.
and be cute

except you Fauche i kinda like your beard.

My beard is looking pretty good, except for three problems:
1. It's blonde.
2. It gets really patchy and weird-looking under my chin.
3. There's no hair to connect my mustache to the rest of my beard, so I look like a child molester.

Swhat everyone says

I feel naked without facial hair, actually. The mustache though gets annoying sometimes.

i usually dont like beards but you pull it off nicely. c:

I don't think we can be friends anymore

I do on some people. Yours looks fine Timo.