AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Welcome to the Docks," the Spy said with a menacing grin. "By the looks of it, you have no way to leave this place, so you might as well stick around, eh?... Hmm?"



"Is there something wrong with y--"



"EET EES NOT POSSIBEEL"



"Right... Well, make yourself at home. It's not like you have much of a choice..."



Here is the town. There are many places for you, the Heavy Weapons Guy, to explore. Some include...



This woman washed ashore. You can't stand by and leave her to die, can you?...



Are those... Corpses? You cringe at the sight, but you are hardened by your line of work. What matters now is that you save the man and see what's in the briefcase.



Or you can save the BLU Spy from his death by spontaneous combustion. But is it...?

You are also free to explore the areas of the town that I did not detail, but it isn't recommended. (Mainly because I haven't written anything for it, but I can write decently in a jiff.)

So, what do you do?
> Rescue woman
> Investigate briefcase and scientist
> Douse flames of BLU Spy
> Other

>wut

retrieve arms from

wait

>rescue woman

because she's Chell.

Don't things like this go in the Vidjagames section?

less "lets play"
more "choose your adventure"

Gotcha.

Explore areas that you haven't prepared yet.

>Rescue woman. The spy won't help you.

Welp, rescue woman seems to be taking the majority of the votes, so I'll post the next part later. Here's a hint: Anyone here remember Anthony Carmine from Gears of War?

Rescue the teleportleding woman
Then have her make you a sandvwitch

Edit:
Dammit, and oh yeah the guy who dies

this looks familiar
i remember seeing something like this in a RE lets play