AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Same as always. People who are bad at saving cheddar will generally have similar amounts.

Now, in preparation for two months from now, how will this work? Now at any point if I'm wrong correct me.

You'd go to your account, click recruit a friend somewhere, enter my email, I'd then do something (either make the account or check some mail then make one) and have a trial account.
Now for this next part, does the MoP CD come with all the expansions/etc? Because I think I'd rather use a fast CD than spending 3 days downloading the game online. Regardless, I would get the game somehow, and before activating my paid time (if possible) get to level 20 since trial accounts can play until 20 if I heard right.

Does this look right? Am I missing anything?

The MoP DVD comes with all the game data on two discs.
I activated my gametime before hitting level 20 because it was annoying not being able to join my guild.

I think you still need to buy Cata though. Not sure about Wrath.

Yeah, it doesn't include expansion licenses. Just the game data.
The battle chest now includes WotLK, Cata is still separate.

You can upgrade straight to MoP from a Starter Edition account for $60 online. The upgrade to Battle Chest is $20, but then you have to pay $30 for Cata and then $60 for MoP anyway.

I'm pretty sure Cata is cheaper than that on other sites. I bought a physical copy for 10€ last winter.

I was referring to the digital upgrade/purchases from the official site.

About halfway through the Glorious! achievement which requires hunting down and killing all rares in Pandaria.

The Panda rares are always the biggest pain. Chi Blast rips through my shield and Healing Mist can't be allowed to go off or they're back to full. All my deaths to rares have been pandas.

Okay so, does buying the DVD come with buying all previous expansions, or if I use the DVD will I need to buy the battle chest and cata?

If you only want physical media then yeah you need Battle Chest + Cata + Mists.

If you go the digital route though I think you can make a free account that has Classic, but you can only level up to 20. Can play all races too, but not all classes. From there though you can upgrade directly to Mists apparently.

The Mists DVD has all the game data so you don't need to download anything, but you'll still need to buy Battle Chest + Cata for the licenses. You could just buy those digitally, insert the game codes and then install the whole game using the Mists DVDs.

Brewmasters get stagger at 10

Get purifying brew at 75

WHY

I figure it's because they want to give you the main feeling of being a brewmaster tank at level 10, and then give you the good stuff at later levels when you'd probably need it more. I mean think about it; you probably won't even need Purifying Brew at lower levels.

I want to try Mistweaver. A DPSing Healer sounds awesome to me after seeing one in action. Crane Kick!