AWKWARD ZOMBIE

*notes everything discussed here about me*
I'm the centre of attention!

Now, if only a mod gave me a title...

I'm actually pretty good at SNES Rainbow Road.

Want to do some racing Retardus?

Edit: Who was mario?

Not me. I'll be on in a few minutes.

I actually like that level. Getting constant jump boosts from the wavy track is fun.

Why a Wiggler and not Waluigi

Why take out a character made specifically for spinoff games and add a generic enemy?

See, the thing I hate about SNES Rainbow Road is that the track is really narrow in some places, and there are no walls, so if a player bumps you or a red shell hits you or you get hit by a thwomp you thought you could make it under in time, you're thrown off.

Luckily I've only fallen off a couple of time on Rainbow Road. Once when I did the course for the first time and tried to make the jump that requires a mushroom, and once when I got hit by thunder, red shell AND blue shell going round a corner.

If you stick to the middle of the lane (especially when you know a blue shell's on it's way) you'll probably be fine.

Anyone fancy a game?

Whoops yeah I kind of didn't get on the 3ds today because my internet is awful and also I...forgot......

MAYBE TOMORROW

Got the game today, real fun, 150cc gets a tad annoying at times, still fun though.

Probably because they wanted to balance out the "male and female" characters for players, since the MK series has almost always been heavily favoring traditional male appeal characters.

However, why Waluigi was replaced with Metal Mario is a better question. Metal Mario isn't even a separate character within the Mario Series, he got that role in SSB.

Then again, they brought Dry Bowser into MKW, but that seemed more like "Look at this awesome character from a recent game".

don't know if I can race without Dry Bones, so I'll stick with Wii.

However, I love that they added Wiggler. That opens the door to all kinds of insanity...they should just get it over with and give us a hundred unlockable characters next time. I want to race as a chomp.

Or a bob-omb!

No, wait....the Dr. Mario Viruses! Like, a cloud of them shaped like a dude.

Would I alone find that awesome?

I kinda want the same thing in Smash Brothers...

Why Metal Mario when you could have Cosmic Mario?

He's been in three games already.

Just play as that daisies awesome caterpillar Wiggler and all your problems will disappear, eventually due to time.

Wiggler turns red when hit by a projectile while driving... Awesome.