AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE, HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE, WON'T YOU-
Okay, so yeah, we're all excited for Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver, right? I know you are. Don't deny it. Even if you only want Plasma to do another Let's Play. But I'm here to pass the time, with the ROM Hack "Pokemon ShinyGold." Set in the Johto region, of course. Weird grammar and glitches ahoy! So let's get this party started off on the right foot:


Oh boy oh boy oh boy! What do we do next?
...Don't give me that look, I was being sarcastic.


Not a problem, random old guy who occasionally appears in my dreams. I had a lot of soda last night, had some problems getting to sleep.


You say that every time.

At that point I just sort of zoned out. Everyone's heard this speech before, right? No need to hear it again.



Aaaaand now I let you guys decide. Boy or girl? Name? Starter pokemon? Rival name? Stuff like that to get you off to a good start. Throw 'em at me, I got my glove all ready and everything.

Have you told Plasma to add this to the Big Let's Play thread?

Male. Definitely. As far as names go, I'd suggest Rothbart, but I doubt that will fit.

Name your rival Siegfried!

male

:awesome:

Character should be a boy named Bonk.

Rival should be AAAAAAAAA.

Woah, who's that good-looking stud?



I'm the Prince of Darkness, daisies straight I'm ready. W-wait, I'm not the Prince of Darkness? You lied to me, mom.


Yeah just kinda ignore that Blue sprite there. Whoever coded this part forgot to replace it with a sprite of the proper rival. Either that or they opted not to. Whatever. ANYWAY, now we input this guy's name.


Shut up, I was talking to my readers.




Oh boy! I hope they have candy!


I don't like the sound of that last part...


I AM ALREADY DREAMING.


This feels like it should hurt but it doesn't.


...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

I have a request: Name all your pokemon after obscure 80's songs.

Thank you Ame. But I'm afraid I don't know enough obscure 80's songs. They are obscure, after all. But I'll name some after them, if you assist me in this endeavor.

Let's get through the introduction sequence! Gogogo!

Mom, I had that dream again!


I hope he doesn't need me to catch Weedle again...


Oh no...




Is it soda? No, wait, I drank all the soda last night. Oh that reminds me. Mom you need to buy some more soda, cuz I drank it all last night.



...Gee, thanks.


Who said anything about being a trainer? Not I. Is it because dad was mauled to death by Nidoking? That's it, isn't it?


Yeah, they-




So wait, if you were gonna explain it anyway, why did you ask me?
...But let me get this straight. Our society has tiny capsules that can compress large, super-powerful animals into small spaces and let us command them... But we only have enough memory on our Phone Cards to let us store ten numbers?

Either that or we're just too poor to afford anything better. Yeah.



And we don't have texting either. daisies.

I leave mom to wallow in her misery and walk outdoors!


...Dat booty.


Hey there good lookin'.


GAH IT'S A GUY


Your... mom?

"MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAADDDD"


And then I was... shoved? Punched? At this point I'm not sure. Either way, it hurt. I left there, too. Everyone's being a jackass today.


Professor Elm! There you are! I live next door, you tard. How can it be hard to find me?

It's a NIGHTMARE to get to ELM's lab. You have to cross the STREET.

But Mommy told me I'm not allowed to cross the street without an adult.

YEAAAAAH OZZY AND DIO!!

Go with the croc starter.

cyndaquil is best

Screw you all.

Go with the effeminate leaf... thingy.

The dinosaur plant thing... like Bulbasaur, only more fabulous.