AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I didn't update last night because AZ was malfunctioning. vOv Dunno what I'll do about an update tonight. I'm in a somewhat bad mood.

For some reason when I read that last update I just imagined you rubbing your hands and quietly laughing, "HUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUE."

And yes, get lots of Bellsprout and then go to the bug catching contest and get lots of sun stones. Then fill a box with Bellossom.

Also let's not forget about that Magnemite.

EDIT: This is my 1111th post, what a monument.

Catch a Wooper.

Call it steve.

That was noted the first time. We'll do it when we can do it and not until then, because doing the impossible isn't my strong point. I have Mander for that.

Catch a Smeargle.


Love it forever.

Catch a Slowpoke.

Name it George.

Catch a Tentacool.

Name it Squishy.

THIS UPDATE: Not much. I'm out of fuel.



I'm not making that joke.


Oh goddammit. Do I have to take his clothes to the dry cleaner's now?


Wait I uh what why
I'm too young to be a father!


D:
Wh-when will I tell it it's adopted?



...How exactly did you come about this information? I mean, really?


"That bastard down in Kanto refused to take it."


Like hell I will.


...Well daisies.


A ShinyGold fun fact:


Taking this little alleyway lets you avoid going through the Ruins of Alph. Useful if you need to head back to treat poison, or something stupid like that.



Another fun fact: Hoppip are good for leveling lower-leveled pokemon at this stage in the game. Their only attack is Splash. Though when they learn Synthesis, they tend to spam it.




I am.


...Fuck.


Thaaaaat's more like it.


I honestly don't know if Rocky will be with us for the long haul. I can't evolve him, due to the emulator being unable to trade, so...


BAAAAATS!


Yaaaaay


/pose


Welp.

Gastly's back-sprite is ugly as shit.

I concur.

Whenever I see it I laugh my booty off. In my head, of course. It looks so surprised.

What the deuce? Why am I out here? Who are you? What is that weird rat thing? Why am I a ball of purple gas?

THIS UPDATE: None. There was no update on Thursday because my computer has been brick'd. Utterly and completely. And I don't know about Monday, either. If we can't get it fixed I'm gonna have to start all over again. .____. I can't go in and transfer the files or anything, I can't open anything. So I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Catch a Magikarp

Call it Martin

Is how I read that.