AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Making a goblin rogue, naming him boogerboots.

I bet you're a blast to play with.

Yup <3

Everyone loves me until I make guilds break up.

I really should stop doing that

Karilyn seems like the person who would quit at the first wipe in randoms.

I don't, but considering how easy randoms are, I probably would. Or at least vote to kick the healer. Actually I probably wouldn't even do that.

Why? Because I have a hard time conceiving a heroic (with the exception of Icecrown ones) which even needs a healer. I've had several heroics where the healer went AFK, and I just proceeded to pull one pack after another up to, and including the boss, without heeding a single heal. Healer comes back, drops one heal on me, AFK auto-follows again until after the next boss fight.

It's more or less impossible to wipe in heroics now. Most of them are soloable as a tank if you bring a couple stacks of food to heal between fights.

...

I definitely come off as having a split personality in parties and raids. Chatting with friends about stuff, having fun. Then someone takes more than 1 tick from standing in fire.

Karilyn's skill in cussing: 465/450

I had a tank who tried this in herioc old kingdom.





There were no survivors.

LOL which boss did he pull? I hope he didn't pull the 2nd boss.

Or are you talking trash packs? LOL WAS HE STANDING IN THE FLAMESTRIKE IN THE TRASH? Oh god. More people die in that instance from standing in flamestrike during trash. I just laugh and wait for the healer to rez them.

We wiped on the trash.

Karilyn, may I introduce you to Shadow Blast.
Shadow Blast, Karilyn.

DUDE
DUDE
DUDE
It's interruptible, stunnable, and has a 6 second cast time. It's also spell deflectable if you're a warrior. It's completely harmless if you have an interrupt or stun ability. And unless I'm mistaken, every tanking class has a stun or interrupt. Any tank that dies to Shadow Blast is TERRIBLE. Beyond horrible. It's fucking. 6. Seconds. How do you miss a 6 second cast time? HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE? If you fail to interrupt or stun a 6 second cast time, you deserve to die.

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZB7alg4Tk

I wish I was that awesome. I can't solo Sarth yet

We had a bear tank, a Hunter, a warlock and me, a balance druid.

Also an afk holy pally.

Tank: Bash, Feral Charge
Hunter: (Depending on the spec) Intimidation, Wyvern Shot, Silencing Shot, Scatter Shot
Warlock: (admittedly all shitty options) Spell Lock, Deathcoil, Charm, Fear
YOU: Typhoon

I think I'm forgetting one. But whatever. Yeah it's a little bit of a tricky makeup. But still. Throw a skull on the caster; and any member in the party should have been able to interrupt the spell. It should be dead before it gets a chance again. BUT EVEN THEN, it shouldn't be that hard to stop a second cast .

Gawd, I'd be scared of a group of 4 that can't clear 65k HP in 20 seconds. That's what, an average of under 800DPS between all 4 people? OH wait, I do like 1600DPS in heroics. So I take that back, that's more like an average of 500DPS between the 3 DPSers.

I HAVE NEVER
IN MY HISTORY OF WOTLK
HAD A GROUP SO TERRIBLE
THAT ALL THREE DPSERS DID LESS THAN 500DPS

EDIT: EVEN IF YOU COULDN'T USE ANY INTERRUPTS! Old Kingdom is full of walls. THE TANK COULD HAVE JUST LOS'D THE ABILITY WHEN IT STARTED CASTING

You'd be amazed at how stupid people can be about dps.

No, don't interrupt shadow blast, that's fine. I love spamming shackle.

The tank was a dumbass and bashed at the first chance, the hunter was this idiot, doing so little dps he might as well be doing negative dps (Also he was using some a MM build without SS), the warlock was demo using an imp. I had decided not to get typhoon because my guild was all "HURR HURR U DUN NEED DIS." After the tank got hit once I started to heal him as fast as I could but he died horribly first.

Thank you. *sighs*

That's all I wanted you to admit. That the reason you wiped was because the people in your group were terrible, not because the trash was hard.

I think a lot of what I get so frustrated with in WoW, is when people refuse to admit their mistakes, and thus repeat them over and over. I don't care if people aren't theorycrafting masters; I'd just like people to learn from their mistakes and attempt not to repeat them.

You don't have to be perfect.


71/0/0
0/71/0

*cries* If you don't understand theorycraft, at least take the time to punch your class into google and copy a spec. Only takes like 10 seconds to do.

Using a voidwalker in an instance is just wrong and I barely use my imp anymore since there's usually a warrior with commanding shout. My Felhunter is my bff now.