AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My autograph is just my name in cursive, and has remgained essentially unchanged since third grade.


And also OOH OOH AUTOGRAPHS

Vere is my autograph, Zack?

PAPA GOT DRUNK

PAPA HAS ALSO BEEN BUILDING FURNITURE/SHOPPING ALL DAY.

Papa may or may not be able to wotk on them tonight.

CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH MY COKE BOTTLE

i want an autograph of your butt

This.'So much of this. bodaciously.

I actuallly end up signing stuff a lot because of situations like this:
Minty:*doodling in notebook:
Random person:*comes up, takes notebook out of hands* OHMAIGAWD. LIEK, OHMAIGAWD YOU'RE SO GOOD. DRAW ME DRAW ME DRAW MEEEEE
M:Yeah, sure why not? *doodles up something quick*
Person:OHMAIGAWD THANKS *skips away, walks up to friend* OHMAIGWAD CHECK OUT THIS THING I DREW IT'S SO TOTALLY ME *shows off like they really drew it*
M:... :I
So now, I tend to take out a pen and write it in big letters in a place they can't get rid of it. In my very little-kiddish writing.

Wow whoever does that is a real dick.

I'd walk over to them, go "Hey can I see that?" then take it from them and tear it in half, then say "Here, I signed MY work for you. :>"

Hrrrmmm, good idea, good idea there. But I feel like I might end up getting jumped.
BY A BUNCH OF PREPPY GIRLS OH NOOO



Yeah, I think I might actually need to start saying no when people ask for drawings at school. But sometimes, preppy girls just don't know the meanong of the word "No." :/

Go up to them and ask to see them draw something else.

Each time someone posts here, I think it is Choppy.

Stop making me disappoint, people.

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