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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:09 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:14 pm 
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I spent my life alongside my neighbors and countrymen, fighting the Lich King's forces until eventually I was killed, brought back to life, and forced to serve the evil bastard I was defending my home and family from. Luckily, some undead elf regained her mind and helped others do the same. But when I tried to return home, my comrades and loved ones treated me like a freak and a monster, trying to murder me on sight.

I serve the Banshee Queen because no one else will have me.

No one.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:23 pm 
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Yes, yes, we were wrong to spurn you but that doesn't excuse the fact you are actively trying to kill all life in the most horrific fashion possible.

Might not be so bad if Grom was able to keep you guys under control, but oh wait GILNEAS.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:26 pm 
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What's with this "Us vs. You" mentality? WE ARE YOU.

Why end all life when it can be remade in our image? When everything is undead, we will no longer be ostracized.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:28 pm 
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The undead will win eventually, they just have to wait.


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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:44 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
What's with this "Us vs. You" mentality? WE ARE YOU.

Why end all life when it can be remade in our image? When everything is undead, we will no longer be ostracized.


Because I'm a Paladin and that kind of goes against what I fight for. Nothing personal, but all Undead will one day rest in peace.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:46 pm 
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I've given up peace. You have no idea what this existence is like. All I've felt is pain and hatred. I don't want peace. I want justice.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
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You got your justice when the Lich King died. Stand down, or I'll make you by the power of the Light.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:52 pm 
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The Lich King made us what we are, but the ones who continued to destroy us in his absence were you. The living.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:15 pm 
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Totally transferring to an RP server when this conversation is over.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:22 pm 
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This conversation is over. I'll see you on the battlefield, you intolerant pyschopath.

Seriously Breaux? You fucking ruined the moment.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:48 pm 
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Despite my transgressions, I would follow you into the void, Exeres. Never before have I heard one being speak words that so perfectly embody my people.

I'm an booty. Let's pretend I was channeling my Goblin for that post.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:03 pm 
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You raise our dead for your legions, command the Valkyr, assault Gilneas without provocation, and you dare to say that we are in the wrong for stopping you?

The Light will be with me when we meet in battle. And I promise to give you the eternal rest you so clearly desire.

Eh, I had class anyway so I wouldn't have been able to respond until now. Kept the volley up for a good amount of time though. Almost makes me want to get back into the game on an RP server.

Almost.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:05 pm 
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Yeah, this was fun.



For the record, I'm a Night Elf Druid nature nut, anyway. Undead are gross.

I just LOVE RPing.

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 Post subject: Re: World of Warcraft
PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:30 pm 
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Heh. I'm usually a mage, but I do enjoy playing a paladin because of their lore. Something about the whole "Crusader for justice" bit gets me, even in things like DnD.

Never played on an RP server, but I do love RP'ing. Enough so I'm part of a fairly big (30+ people) community dedicated to it.

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