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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:23 pm 
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I guess I should stop playing the Phoenix Wright music then... this is not a good turnabout.

Bear is Mafia. Kamak is Sheriff. I am Cowboy. Do I wear black? I dunno. But the choice is obvious. Go for Bear.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:25 pm 
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Okay seriously, what the flying fuck is going on.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:26 pm 
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ok, i just got back from decorating easter cookies with my sister to PAGES and PAGES of stuff, and after reading through it all, honestly, Madican and Kamak seem a lot more scummy than Nefarious Bear, especially in that, what with their samey logic and ganging-up-upon, it seems like theyre in cahoots and talking offsite(like in a mafia document!). Their logic keeps changing, whereas Neff seems to have been holding steady to his side of the story the entire time.

And besides, if Kamak was the REAL knew Nefarious Bear was guilty since the very first day, wouldn't he have, you know, tried to bote to lynch him?? Like, at least ONCE?

I feel like the only way we can really get to the bottom of this is to lynch supaaku

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
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If we lynch a townie we lose.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:28 pm 
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YOU'RE ALL RETARDED GOD daisies

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:31 pm 
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11 alive, you need 6 votes to kill:

3 votes for supaaku
4 votes for Nefarious

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:31 pm 
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(If you'd like, you could set my body to a dead weight status, as in I count towards population but not towards voting.
I wouldn't advise doing this if someone doesn't want you to do it though, it's sort of dumb and we clearly shouldn't have anymore leave.
But yeah that's all I can say about anything anymore. Toodles.)

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:32 pm 
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Welp, now we have nothing to lose. If mafia kills an innocent tonight, town loses. If me and Madican are mafia, the town has everything to gain from lynching Neffy. If Neffy is Mafia, town lives another day.

IT's up to the rest of the townies. What will you decide?

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:32 pm 
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Oracle, I was on Nefarious before Kamak joined in. How is it teaming up when my reasoning was that Nefarious could be playing us all as the tailor with his suits. I wasn't completely certain, hence my intent to gamble by shooting Nefarious, until Kamak showed up and revealed his evidence.

I have never once changed my story. Nefarious is the one who keeps backsliding. Keep in mind I shot a mafia member on Day 1. Why on earth, if I were mafia, would I do that with a weapon that not only has a 66% chance to hit but also a 50% chance to reveal me as the shooter? What's the point of sacrificing someone on my team, or trying to hit a suited person, with those kinds of odds?

Also, why was Flicky hooked but not Nefarious? He'd supposedly just revealed and gotten a mafia member lynched, who happens to be at camp and can't vote in their discussions, so that people would trust him as sheriff. But ten why was he not killed or stopped from investigating? The answer is that mafia knows he's one of their own.

But whatever. I was all ready to play this game to the end and have fun. I'm still going to the end, but when two people fuck over their side after a chance at victory appears, then I don't even care anymore. Kill whoever you want and I'll let the post-game info show everyone who was right.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:36 pm 
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i wouldn't really call Kamak suddenly claiming sherriff after supposedly knowing neff was "guilty" since day 1 and never doing anything about it "evidence"

compared to that, Nefarious just seems more believable to me :/

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:37 pm 
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Phoenix Wright style cross-examination that goes on for several pages.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, you killed the beer source, assholes DAY
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How is he supposed to do anything about it? He saw Nefarious close to getting lynched on Day 2 and decided that would take care of it. When Nefarious then claims sheriff with Flicky as the other one, what happens when Kamak pops up with his counter-claim? A random lynch and him dead at night is what.

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 Post subject: Re: Ye olde Mafia, what the hell is even going on DAY 3
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:39 pm 
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he never voted to lynch nefarious

once

if he supposedly knew nefarious was guilty, why didnt he help lynch him? ever?

anyways ive cast my vote, time to go down cranberry juice

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
And besides, if Kamak was the REAL knew Nefarious Bear was guilty since the very first day, wouldn't he have, you know, tried to bote to lynch him?? Like, at least ONCE?

I feel like the only way we can really get to the bottom of this is to lynch supaaku

And what do you call day 2? Where I got Flicky off free and pushed blame on Neffy? And now that Flicky was revealed to be Naive Cop, like I said, it seems pretty likely that I'm telling the truth.

I wasn't going to out myself on day 1 by saying "HEY GUYS, I'M THE SHERIFF AND THE BEAR IS MAFIA", because then we'd lose the sheriff early in the game.

Besides, I'm beginning to think you may be a bit scummy yourself. You ran to lynch Flicky on day 2, then when I offered a reasonable idea to lynch Neffy instead, you changed ship to that. Then when Neffy came up with the sheriff excuse, you jumped shit again to get rid of Sol.

Seems like the mafia plan was to kill Flicky so everyone jumped. When I turned townies against Neffy, Mafia ran to throw hiom under the bus to keep themselves safe. Bear suddenly came up with the Sheriff excuse, and the Mafia cut off the dead limb to protect Bear.

But it should be obvious at this point that I've been after Bear for 2 days now.

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